STID alternate scene 02 - Klingon Conversation
A wild Benedict appears
86th Academy Awards [x]
WHY DO PEOPLE WITH STRAIGHT THIN HAIR ALWAYS SAY THEY WANT THICKER/NATURALLY CURLY/WAVY HAIR NO U FUCKIN DONT TRUST ME YOU WILL NOT WANT THIS FRIZZY ASS LION MANE WHEN ITS 80 DEGREES OR WHEN YOU HAVE TO BRUSH OUT A KNOT THE SIZE OF YOUR CAT OK
Sorry to everyone who I shook hands with, I’m sick so you’re screwed.
Besides, I like watching you sleep. You don’t scowl. Improves your looks a lot.